Primordial Park

🌋 Primordial Park – A Prehistoric Hexcrawl of Alchemical Hubris 🦖

A Hexmaster-Compatible Wilderness Adventure for Levels 5–7

“Welcome to Primordial Park! Please keep all limbs, arcane foci, and moral quandaries inside the tram at all times.”

Deep in the volatile Emberstrand Plateau, a visionary alchemist has done the unthinkable: he brought prehistoric creatures back from extinction using alchemy, ancient fossils, and a shocking disregard for ethical review boards. His dream? A theme park of living titans. His reality? A containment failure of prehistoric proportions.

Now the beasts are loose, the security systems are down, and a noble’s heir has gone missing inside the mist-choked jungles. The region teeters on the brink of disaster—and the adventurers are the only ones mad enough to step into the chaos.

🧪 Inside This 70+ Page Hexcrawl Module, You’ll Find:

• 🗺️ 10 Hand-Crafted Hex Locations – Each brimming with danger, mystery, and interconnected secrets. Explore lightning-blasted pylons, fossil-rich tar pits, lava tubes, and broken enclosures.
• 🧬 3 Dynamic Dungeons – Delve into an alchemical containment spire, an ancient druid sanctum, and a cult-occupied cliffside observatory.
• 🔥 The Signature “Containment Level” Mechanic – A custom system that tracks chaos across the park. The higher it rises, the worse things get. Choose wisely!
• 🦕 New Prehistoric Monsters – Including razorbeak raptors, bioluminescent ammonites, and a terrifying chimeric apex predator.
• 📚 Magic Items, Regional Subclass, and Lore-Rich Factions – Dive into the ethically messy world of magical cloning, weaponized fossils, and political fallout.
• 💬 A Hilarious, Fully-Narrated Introduction – Featuring the egotistical witch Malidrex, her sarcastic talking mirror, and an eldritch book with trust issues.

🧙‍♀️ A Sandbox of Survival, Mystery, and Dinosaurs

Primordial Park is a system-neutral-friendly, setting-flexible hexcrawl designed for open-world exploration, moral choices, and dinosaur mayhem. It’s perfect for parties who love Jurassic tension, alchemical intrigue, and opportunities to make terrible decisions under pressure.

Use it as a mid-tier arc in your campaign or as a standalone mini-campaign of primal horror, high-stakes rescue, and explosive fun.

CONTENT WARNINGS: Includes thematic elements of ecological collapse, moral ambiguity, prehistoric violence, and one extremely sassy book. Use at your party’s discretion.

Get your tickets punched. The park is open. And it’s very hungry.